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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago (5 children)

It's kinda weird to wait until the last minute to ask if someone else can come along on a planned outing.

But the rest? I dunno. Looks like a pretty standard mixup.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I once had a date with someone, when I showed up I discovered she had a boyfriend. Turned out she had expected him to be asleep when I picked her up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I was young and stupid. Halfway through the date her conscience finally made the right call.

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