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To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.

5:22 PM -01 Jan 20- Twitter for Android

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Painstaking - time consuming.

Staking - piercing with a wooden stake.

Pain - French word for bread.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

But that's the only pun though, isn't it?

Edit: Oh shit it's two in one lol nvm- I just woke up from a nap

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

Pain = beard / hurt