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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Regardless, he'll claim he cut 500 bajillion dollars no matter what he ends up doing

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My bet is that if he expects to cut 2 trillion, he will end up increasing the budget by 4 trillion.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No no, you don't understand. This is what people have actually been asking for this whole time. Nobody wanted the budget randomly cut, they wanted it distributed

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Sadly we already know it will be distributed to the friends of the 1%

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

He'll cut 2 trillion out of the general budget, redirect it into his own holdings, and demand praise for his genius leadership. Oh, and he may or may not actually eliminate some programs along the way.