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Tesla mogul will head up Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) with Vivek Ramaswamy, to ‘dismantle bureaucracy and slash regulations’

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Wtf is up with this timeline?

[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 days ago (2 children)

We're in the one where Biff takes the Almanac back to the past.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Makes even more sense when you realize Biff was based on Donald Trump!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

This feels more and more like a self-fulfilling prophecy of the worse kind

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

In that timeline, Loraine shot Biff, causing old Biff to slowly fade once he got back to 2015. It wasn't explicit in the final cut, but you can see him in pain when he leaves the Delorean.

So, is Melania going to shoot Trump?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

If she had, we wouldn't be in this timeline.

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