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I'd feel bad about leaving them tied to a tree while I'm at work, so I'd probably just go with a bike which is fueled by snacks and doesn't even shit!
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The increase in fuel you need for the physical exertion of riding a bike increase your waste output tho.
But there's also the byproduct of making you swole and potentially making exercise your new hobby, which then further increases your energy consumption and waste output...