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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

They should just get specialists into court proceedings with these people to just bombard them with the most complex legalese in absolute detail.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You are lucky if they can provide a PD who reads at a 6th grade level

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They already do. They’re called “lawyers”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I meant in addition to the lawyer ... the added specialist would just be some kind of academic with a great detailed knowledge of archaic laws and regulations who could just cite obscure codes, legalese, regulations and explanations going all the way back to Ancient Greece and the Babylonians - their job would be just to calmly answer back to the Sovcit with ever more complex explanations and jargon.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I meant in addition to the lawyer ... the added specialist would just be some kind of

Mental health professional!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The sovcit would be the only one not listening, and who wants to go through all of that crap?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Doesn't work. Trying to parse a sentence that is more than ten words in length, their brain would just throw an OutOfMemoryException, output a bunch of "I do not consent" lines, and immediately return to the index page of Black's Law Dictionary.