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The question that everyone has been dying to know has been answered. Finally! What will scientists study next?

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[–] [email protected] 231 points 2 weeks ago (21 children)

The theorem holds true. The theorem states that the monkey has infinite time, not just the lifetime of our universe.

That's just lazy science to change the conditions to make sensational headlines. Bad scientists!

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

It also makes a pretty bold claim about us actually knowing the lifespan of the universe.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

How are they defining the end of the universe?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Probably very shortly after dinner has been served at that restaurant.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I think that was just a galaxy, not the whole universe.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You mean the Restaurant at the End of the Universe?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Hmm.... i sit corrected.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

But what does the Lord think about this?

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