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[–] [email protected] 133 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You didn't think they actually spent ten thousand dollars for a hammer and thirty thousand for a toilet seat, did you?

[–] [email protected] 65 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Independence Day (1996)

They just walked in to the underground lab beneath Area 51. The president was curious how it was paid for.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

What kindernacht said.

Judd Hirsch plays Jeff Goldblum's character's dad, who has low tolerance for bullshit lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm so fucking glad I'm not the only one who IMMEDIATELY thought of that guy saying that line

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

There's a bunch of us it seems 😂

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

I knew someone would post this fast and I was not dissapointed.