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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.

—Rule of Acquisition 109

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

- Quark believes that he has made some profit. He loses it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Rom: “Well brother, I suppose the real profit was the friends we made along the way.”

Quark: “What?! No. I’m docking your pay for that.”

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rom: “hey brother, remember the time I led a strike against you, put you in a position to lose everything, got you beaten nearly to death by Nausicans, then when you finally met my demands violating Ferenghi law and risking your business license I told everyone to take the deal and I quit?”

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

“Yes, but I’m not going to do anything to you about it.”

“Because you forgive me, brother?”

“No, because I’m pretty sure that light fixture over there is actually Odo.”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

"You know, I might be Nagus one day, and then you'll be sorry you treated me this way!"

"Pfft, yeah, right! Keep dreaming...but do it on your own time!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I saw that one last night, “The Abandoned”.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

If you don’t need money, then you certainly don’t need mine.