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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

If hookers could talk Linux to me, or even better, help me resolve my fucking display issue, I'd be giving them money hand over fist.

Literally

And figuratively

#SexWorkIsRealWork

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Heck, I'd probably be a repeat customer and have them help me rice my Linux install.

Who's got time for sex when there's ricing to be done!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

You can do both. A fresh install and sex take about the same amount of time.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Look at Mr. I Can Last 20 Minutes over here.

Bragger

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Some of us still have Hard Drives. O_o

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

If your installation process lasts for more than four hours, better consult your disk doctor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

If all else fails, you might have to resort to the double dd to recover from a failing disk!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

"No sex, tech support is my companionship!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

If you need help, I saw a fucking display in Amsterdam one time and could give you some pointers.