Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers (lemmy.ml)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I prefer to think of it as an open relationship. I have my home distro, my work distro, and if either of them aren't in the mood, there is an wide variety of other distros to get the job done.

And if I'm feeling really kinky, there's always Windows.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

I thought you were going to say Gentoo.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

You make Windows sound like butt stuff and BDSM

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Have you tried Vista?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Subs aren't in the sudoers file

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Don't windows-shame me!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The safe word is "regedit"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

"Group policy me harder, babe"