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The Vatican unveils official anime girl mascot (nichegamer.com)

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Are they running so low on young people to molest they've resulted to youthful dolls?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Pope played Elden Ring and fell head over heels for Ranni

[–] [email protected] 9 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Look, she had 4 arms, a body to kill for, and had a way of getting in your head

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

She's no Goldmask though. I want to get me a man that can T-pose on reality until he figures out how to prove god wrong

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

Several ways.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

These are useful for luring new victims back to the rectory.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago

"Hey little girl, would you like to come to my office to read from the old testicles?"