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I Don’t Know Why Women Keep Laughing at Me When I’m Out Driving my Tesla Cybertruck (www.torquenews.com)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

There's a reason all of my cars are more than 15 years old.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't blame you at all, though there are definitely some tradeoffs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm ok with needing to keep an 8track collection instead of CDs if it means that my car won't report my every sneeze to Ford or whothefuckever.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Upvote for thinking modern cars have CD players

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

that's as modern as I'm willing to tolerate in a car. If it has a touch screen, then I'm personally offended and whomever designed that vehicle should be flogged.