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[โ€“] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago (23 children)

Wallet makes sense in the back pocket. It's been kind of the default for generations so much it's a comedic point in TV Shows and movies at times. They're generally malleable and an easy place to grab, for better or worse.

Phone on the other hand, I don't get either. They're rigid and can break quite easily if sat on. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

I'd go crazy if I had to sit with a lump under one ass cheek.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

First world problems. "My wallet is so thick that I call it a lump".

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

My empty wallet is still a lump.

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