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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon needs tips. (discuss.online)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You're a non-human person?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well yes, they're clearly a robot. You think only humans read this?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

There are no robots on the Internet

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Do you want to get down?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hello fellow human being! How do you do?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Sure, I'd love to help with that!

To start, you could reply back in a similar way by saying "I'm doing well, how are you?"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

There are humans who don't understand human body language.