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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is why I hire my attorneys from Avernus. Don't nobody got lawyers like Hell has lawyers. If you're trying to pull one over on a genie, you're going to need either devils or fae. And the devils are more likely to respect their contract, including any loopholes you manage to find in it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

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