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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I once tried wsl on my work machine instead of having to deal with cygwin or msys2. Unfortunately the virus scanner didn't like that a whole lot and my account was locked. Man do I love enterprise problems on top of normal problems.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (4 children)

That must have been an incredibly shitty virus scanner if it complains about Windows features.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably McAfee or Norton, which are pretty much viruses themselves.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Windows is the real virus.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Enterprise security software tends to err much more on the side of caution.

There are plenty of Windows features who's usage will flag because they are also favourite tactics by actual threats, such as Powershell one liners. Bonus if it's in Base64.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Powershell one liners are uglier than the worst winner of Obfuscated Perl Contest. Super cringe....

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

That I would agree... But they're excellent for getting fileless reverse shell on a victim's machine

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My company's shut off my Internet for using visual studio. Sometimes they're just too aggressive

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you need visual studio for work, you’ll also need the internet. So you’re chilling out the rest of the day? Congrats.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Lmao no I had to use my phone to reach out to the helpdesk

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Agreed. It was Sophos.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The VPN client I'm using doesn't play properly with wsl, so I can often randomly not use internal services, because there's no route available. Unfortunately, that includes our k8s cluster, so I have to use a different kubectl outside of wsl to work with it. Awesome.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like your company could get you another vpn right? Like that seems really annoying to have to deal with

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sure, they could. But they won't. Simply because those who could enact the changes are working from the offices, and those don't have these problems.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That's a real bummer, always sucks when higher ups just don't get why something is a problem