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[–] [email protected] 65 points 6 days ago (1 children)

For a laugh, review games on Google Play. The asinine responses you get...

The most ridiculous one was for a pay-to-win bullethell game WITH NO BULLETS. You literally just effortlessly shot at enemies with virtually no way to die. But you could pay stupid sums of money for a better ship which killed enemies faster.

The dev's response to my review calling their game overpriced and boring? "Join the discord so you can get tips from top players"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Well we need an update.... Did you join? Did you get any good tips?????

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

The tip is: Buy the bigger ship.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They are now a top player. TOP. PLAYER.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Becomes a top player just to advise others to stay the fuck away from the game.