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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is why you shouldn't use windows. Switch to Linux.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Man beaten to death by penguins will be the next title.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pacemaker driver had a critical bug.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Which caused him to go terminal