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[–] [email protected] 94 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

"Realize fuck it, I can just ______, future me will have to clean it up" is technically true of literally anything that's physically possible. Excellent way to justify doing something.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Not if that thing is shooting yourself in the head.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

In that case not even future you had to clean it up.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

That depends on your belief in the afterlife/reincarnation.

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