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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't forget...

Yeast: oh man I love sugars so much, I just wish they didn't make me shit so bad.

Humans: dude this stuff is fucking awesome!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Yeast in sugar is going: I'll just convert this to poison (ethanol) to keep everything away, then whenever I'm hungry I'll break that poison into acid

Humans: hold my... Wait a minute let's make beer!

Parrots: tasty tasty poison

Fruit flies: bonanza!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

And if my yeasty poison goes bad, I'll just pour it over some poisonous leaves, I love salad.

Don't forget to season it with minerals you chipped off a rock in a dried out lake bed.