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[–] [email protected] 124 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (6 children)

Emperor penguins and king penguins are not descendants of any royal bloodlines and do not have an understanding of monarchical governments.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Gray Knights have been dispatched to your location, please stand by.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago

Awesome, this daemon infestation on my computer (Gentoo of course) is really starting to annoy me.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Better yet, they aren't actually penguins - they were just called that because they resembled real penguins.

Which are literally dead today, because they dared live close to humans.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago

because they dared live close to humans.

Poor dumb bastards.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't even mention macaroni penguins...so disappointing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you suggesting they're not good with cheese?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago

Not only that, they are completely and entirely noodleless.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

You sound like a conspiracy wonk.

They are the only true emperors & kings recognized by the flightless aristocracy.

Tis the human "royals" who are living lies!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Ha! That's a good one. You almost had me for a second.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

What the fuck...