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[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah. Like, be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform... and fuck it. And people'd be like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I unironically got into that song for a minute, and I'm just a little on the 'tism scale so I tend to listen to the same shit over and over. My SO was super weirded out by that song, because she couldn't dissociate it from that scene in Silence of the Lambs. At that point I started putting it on just to mess with her, because she would always make a quip or give me a weird look, to which I'd immediately jump up and do the buffalo Bill pose-dance. T'was fun.

Man, I just think it's a banger

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.