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Eighteen treated for severe nausea in Stuttgart after opera of live sex and piercing (www.theguardian.com)

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Eighteen theatregoers at Stuttgart’s state opera required medical treatment for severe nausea over the weekend after watching a performance that included live piercing, unsimulated sexual intercourse and copious amounts of fake and real blood.

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Good technique in dance to me is not just someone who can do a perfect tendu, but also someone who can urinate on cue,” Holzinger told the Guardian in an interview earlier this year.

Just your average choreographer 😄

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

"To me, a good dancer is someone who can urinate on cue"

Wtf dude

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Very good splits Hazel, now shit on Julia's chest. I said give Julia a Cleveland Streamer!!!