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Trump insults Detroit during speech … in Detroit (www.theguardian.com)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If it’s leaking down your pants and pooling in your shoes…

It’s not a fart.

Ever notice that odd noise when he walks?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you're sliding into Two, and your pants are full of poo...

Diarrhear

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

If you're driving in your chevy, and your pants are feeling heavy...