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Disturbing Video Shows Dunkin’ Hatchery Workers Tossing Male Donuts Into Industrial Grinder (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It's an obscure skill, but once you've learned how to quickly sex doughnuts, there's money to be made from it.

[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I go as quick as I can, but I have to stop for a cigarette between each batch.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Doing the Lord's work.

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