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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon finally touches grass (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Ah, am woman, can confirm I only date mane with a Gonial Angle over 140 degrees, or under 30

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

how do you bring out the protractor on dates?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

Oh, us females inherently judge the angle flawlessly on first sight.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Under 30? So basically if you can't see anything lower than their forehead, ohhhh. 😏 /S

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Damn it, beat me to it. Eh. Mine’s different enough.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Under 30 degrees? So, like pugs and French bulldogs?