this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Ah, am woman, can confirm I only date mane with a Gonial Angle over 140 degrees, or under 30

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

how do you bring out the protractor on dates?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

Oh, us females inherently judge the angle flawlessly on first sight.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Under 30? So basically if you can't see anything lower than their forehead, ohhhh. 😏 /S

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Damn it, beat me to it. Eh. Mine’s different enough.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Under 30 degrees? So, like pugs and French bulldogs?