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[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 month ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I have never actually read The Onion, I just like seeing their headlines.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I need to wake up. I went to sleep drunk, I woke up feeling still drunk.

I read your username as "DopeSalad"

Thats not even CLOSE!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Don’t worry. It’s nothing serious anyways. There is a band named Hopesfall. I thought it was dumb so I came up with that.

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