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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

November? My local Home Depot was selling Christmas decorations on September 29th. There should be a law...

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

If I ever become the ruler of the world, I'm making a law that every month gets one major holiday, and that holiday shall be confined to that month.

That's 13 major holidays, plus New Years (and Leap Day) since I'd also be forcing everyone to use a better calendar.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

'Sounds sensible. What's your take on climate change? (Maybe I'll write you in on my US ballot.) 😀

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

A ballot cast for, "Make It Stop," is certainly the only truly sensible choice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

With 6-day weeks (which have their own set of advantages) you can have 12 perfect 5-week months and an extra leap week that dissappears every 8 years

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Which holiday gets December?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

That's late. Ours had shit in August