this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 129 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Most of this is true, I've never used cast iron in my life

[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some of this is cast iron, I've been true my whole life.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

True is some of this, I've been cast iron my whole life.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

True iron is some of this, I've been cast my whole life.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My whole life is cast iron. I've been true for some of this.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cast iron life been true. I've my is of this for whole.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's a skill issue. Get better.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Cue montage of hard work being done over an energetic Kenny Loggins song

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I'll make you bb

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I talked to your parents and they told me to tell you to get better.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

*skillet issue