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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

STOP ACCELERATING PARTICLES! Years of research and no use found for particles any smaller than SAND!

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

But look how fast we can make those little fuckers go!

It's just like slot car racing, round and round, but.... you know.... faster. And yeah, it's more expensive than a regular slot car track, I guess. But still, those particles will beat any slot car you care to pick! So there's that. Welllll not those fancy slot cars with them high performance motors, I mean, that's a completely different ballgame there, we can't compete with that.

But still, those particles whizzing around, it's gonna be pretty cool. I reckon we should do it.

So anyway, thank you for reading my financial proposal for the SuperLHC.