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The skinny people at the concert from 25 years ago are now are now 45+ years old.
That’s what happened.
Hey! I'm only 44!
Well I can't just call you 'man'?
Well, you could say Dennis.
I didn't know you were called Dennis!?
Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?
I did say sorry about the `old woman,' but from the behind you looked--
I want at that concert but I was doing a lot more acid, mdma and dancing all weekend.
Not so much these days!
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