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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Trump has all the STDs. He caught the last one after fucking Vance’s couch.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Based on polling post Vance, I'm pretty sure the couch fucked him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure Stormy coulda told you that way before Vance the Couchfucker.