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[–] [email protected] 157 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I live in a constant state of fear and misery

And employers love keeping you in that state

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“Why are my employees not respecting me? Why are they unproductive?”

“Maybe treat them with a modicum of respect?”

“Must be something in the water.”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

"No, no it's everyone else who's the problem, not me!"