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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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If Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine? (lemmy.ml)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Is this a midas touch kinda thing? The human body is 60% water 🤔

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There was a British superhero TV show called Misfits. One of the delinquents had the power to control milk, I.e. you drink milk and this guy could curdle it in your body and kill you.

Are we both thinking about 15% BAC murderin’ Jesus here?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

That would have been a much better show if they didn't turn over the entire cast every series or so.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why did he even bother to make the wine, he could just make everybody the perfect level of drunk without sobering up.