Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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If Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine? (lemmy.ml)

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Is this really the blood of Christ? Man that guy must have been wasted 24/7

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

bro do you got any snacks to go with this

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

You can have one tasteless cracker.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

All I can offer is some fish and bread.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

It's all you can eat though, so there's that

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

He's 30 years old, still lived with his parents, and spent all day hanging out with his twelve dude bros in a time before XBox existed.

Of course he was fucking hammered all day.