Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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AITAH? (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

How do you get 100+ people to let you suck their dicks? Asking for a friend.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You ask politely one at a time.

Doesn't have to be polite all the time either.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You start with hello

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hello. (Am I doing this right?)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

So uh... 🍆?

Nah j/k! Haha lol! Unless... 👀

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

A large bachelor party, some knockout gas and a lot of Viagra.