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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

It's written almost as if he did it the night before the wedding, which would be an impressive trick for a bachelor party.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There was that one episode of the dropout show breaking news where we find out grant blew 50 dudes in one night at a warehouse party in New York, 100 in a single night would be next level.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Supposedly the wife of the emperor Claudius had a contest with a prostitute to see how many men each one of them could fuck within 24 hours.

(It was probably just propaganda, but it was in I, Claudius anyway.)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I mean impressive, but not unachievable.