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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, that knife isn't made of atoms, that knife is made of pure solid quarks. That's why it can cut atomic nuclei.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I choose to believe it's made of small atoms, the kind you get from firing a shrink ray at something.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

They call me Johnny Smallatoms

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How big was that knife originally?!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Depends on what display you are viewing it on.