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a real 4channer would eat the cat treats in front of the cat
a real 4chanerd would assume that this heartwarming story is somewhat less-than-genuine and non-heterosexual.
Embellished and bi?
Libelous and lesbian
Not sus & cis?
Questionable and queer
Nah, a real 4chaner would be happy the cat is happy.
Would be happy to share the meal too.
Get beef jerky or something and share
WAY too much salt for a cat in that..
4chan loves cats, don't mess with anon's kitty.