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[–] [email protected] 141 points 1 month ago

This guy's cover letter

Dear Hiring Team,

I would like to be considered for this role, I have a PhD and have all of the qualifications on paper. I've even published in the area you are hiring for, but really you should consider me as an entry level engineer. I don't know a lot, and I get confused sometimes. But, please hire me.

Best,

  • The Guy Who Applied, PhD