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Betrayal (slrpnk.net)

submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You know how their jumble of bones pulls together when you get close? Their bones wanna do that with your bones, and the osteonetic attraction that pulls their bones together let's them know where your bones are, too.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So all you would have to do to avoid this fate would be to pull out your own bones from your body, interesting...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And that's how you get slimes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

"Whoopsie, ah... I mean... success?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Their bones are actually inert. Your bones just want to join their bones doing fuck all all day long. Their bones are doing your bones' bidding.