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Fuck Israel but don't blame your coworker.
Coworker was insensitive too
The same goes for the Irish car bomb drink. As I heard one comedian say "imagine how many Americans would be up in arms if I made a drink that was two kamikazes in a Manhattan and called it a 9/11."
9/11 drink would go hard tho, imagine it comes in two cups, with 9 parts something 11 parts alcohol, but it would be easier on others countries with 11/9
This is how to do carbomb jokes.
The difference is Irish car bombs are fucking delicious. That 9/11 sounds disgusting.
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