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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

general practitioners hand it out like candy to anybody who's having trouble sleeping. mine sent me to a shrink because he wasn't comfortable perpetually filling trazodone for me but he offered me Ambien

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You don't hear horror stories about it anymore. Who was it that almost drove off a cliff? Jack Nicholson?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There was also that lady that drove to a gas station on ambien and had sex with a stranger then woke up the next morning and thought she had been raped

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It was given out promotionally then. My GP gave me a free sample that the ambien company dumped on him.