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[–] [email protected] 90 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"Why did you join the Army?"

"Government didn't like it when I killed people back home so I let them fly me out here and now I get little prizes for it."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you’ll excuse me, they’re putting me in something called Hero Squad.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dr Fishman said that you're going to be all right.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I'm surprised you're all taking this news so well.

[–] yolo 5 points 3 months ago

"Ah. nice! Thank you for your service."