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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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hmmm 😈 (lemy.lol)

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

C Montgomery Burns?‽

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

This wasn't just a quirk of Burns, but a joke about his age:

Alexander Graham Bell initially suggested that the standard greeting when answering a telephone should be "ahoy", but instead "hello" (suggested by Thomas Edison) was adopted.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Perhaps Thomas Edison's greatest crime.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I still think we should switch over to Italian answering:

"Pronto!" == 'ready'

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I'm just going to go with shalom. If Spider-Man says it's cool, who am I to argue

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I understand this was/is a joke. That being said, Topsy may have a slightly differing opinion on that.

Edit: I made friends with the RBB&BC elephants before they were retired. I only interacted with them 4 times for less than a week at a time before they were retired. When I visit them in Florida, they know who I am and act like giant puppies whenever they smell me near. I have a particular love for elephants and orca.