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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Get a lighter bike, mate. Scooter goes brrrr! But also, yes. Please god, the misery of traffic jams must stop. Let me lane split!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I got a tenere 700 coming from a rebel 500, both relatively light bikes but the tenere is so tall it's hard to waddle. I'd honestly love a scooter just for commuting and errands.

I live in a state where splitting is illegal but I can get away with filtering at stoplights. :)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I'm mostly joshing ya. My scooter weighs all of 150 wet, but I have a sport tourer that's somewhere around 700. It sucks to maneuver that thing. I wish the feds would do something about lane splitting. Once upon a time they were able to get us on HOV lanes.