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I worked with a dude who used crystals instead of deodorant. He was a very talented musician so he was still always hanging with a beautiful woman. I loved his music but I couldn’t stand to be around him.
He had the personality of a dude who uses crystals for deo too.
So when you say "used crystals", what did he physically do with them to "use" them?
I always assumed he rubbed them on his pits. Now that you ask, maybe he carried them around or something.
Sang to them