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When I first saw Starwars, i tried making objects move with my mind. Guess I'm not Force sensitive. ๐
You and literally everyone else in the world
Flashbacks of intently staring at my window slowly swaying with the wind while I tried to convince myself I just made it move.
lol and your username
Careful there, Uri Geller might sue you for libel