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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 132 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Divorce him

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Hit Facebook, gym up and delete the lawyer

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"I'll get off Facebook now!", he said

and though he really tried

Those Russian bots still hacked his shit

...and Timmy fucking died.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

Came here to say this

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

The Iranian yoghurt is not the issue here

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

But I feel obligated to be there for him since he broke his arms..